Your future god king
princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.


CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable
Signs Best and Worst Qualities

astrologycat:

Aquarius- Humanitarian/Unemotional

Pieces- Imaginative/Over Sensative

Aries- Optimistic/Short Tempered

Taurus- Loyal/Self Indulgent

Gemini- Energetic/ Two Faced

Cancer- Maternal/Over Emotional

Leo- Friendly/Impulsive

Virgo- Gifted/ Over Self Critical

Libra- Balanced/Indecisive

Scorpio- Passionate/Moody

Sagittarius- Independent/Unemotional

Capricorn-Intellectual/Cold

arcadequeen:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

arcadequeen:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dadlinar:

10 to 200, promo me so ill have a cool surprise when i wake up 😶

the-pietriarchy:

Women as aliens in Sci-Fi be like

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eevee-ray:

togepi is a graceful goddess 

eevee-ray:

togepi is a graceful goddess